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PyRo

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ok so i was wondering through the archives and i thought i would bring this back up! I will start off with an easy one!

Can not be bought, can not be sold, even if it's made of gold.
What is it?


Twigs and spheres and poles and plates, join and bind to reason make.
What am I?


I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a
gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?


Have with these!!

Sand worms...ya hate em right?!

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edomingox

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1. Friendship. (but it sounds like it could be anything)
2. A skeleton.
3. A shadow. (thought it was a hurricane but that would be too easy)


here's some funny stuff:

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http://www.ipclassless.com/~andyf/Humerical%20Value/SNL/Celebrity%20Jeopardy%20-%20Cage,%20Flockhart,%20Connery.mov

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http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/32921/

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Doughboy

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Sorry if its already been done but-

It's greater than heaven, worse than hell, poor men have it, rich men want it, if you eat it you will die. What is it?


"Only the coolest anime junkies quote themselves" -Doughboy
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edomingox

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sounds like nothing.

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indeed it is


"Only the coolest anime junkies quote themselves" -Doughboy
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PyRo wrote:
Twigs and spheres and poles and plates, join and bind to reason make.
What am I?
 


Yoda. Only Yoda would talk like this

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The fundamental problem is this: The first word we learn as children is NO. From that point forward society teaches women that saying no isn't polite, and society teaches men to respect those who wont take no for an answer.

The world is what you make of it, my friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations. -- Stella, The Morning Star
Hobo_Joe

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ok, here ya go...it's extremely easy..but sometimes the easy ones are the hardest:

you're in a house with no electricity. In the kitchen are a coal stove, a kerosene lamp, and a candle. When night comes, you only have one match to light all three. Which will you light first?

here's a little bit harder one:

I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane. His name is in the riddle.

One day 2 fathers and 2 sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish. Yet only 3 fish were caught..how is this possible?

What's taken from you before you get it?

A wise monkey is a monkey who doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey.

The only time I made a mistake is when I thought I made a mistake.

After partying all night Chuck Norris doesn't throw up; Chuck throws down!

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Pyramidion

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you're in a house with no electricity. In the kitchen are a coal stove, a kerosene lamp, and a candle. When night comes, you only have one match to light all three. Which will you light first?  

I believe I would strike the match first hehe, but then again that's just me...

and I'm gonna try and work on the other one
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yep...told you it was easy 1 down 3 to go!

A wise monkey is a monkey who doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey.

The only time I made a mistake is when I thought I made a mistake.

After partying all night Chuck Norris doesn't throw up; Chuck throws down!

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Medic: Hobo_Healer lvl: 101
Loaded Artifact: LA_Hobo lvl:71
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edomingox

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Hobo_Joe wrote:
I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane. His name is in the riddle.
 

Andrew.

Hobo_Joe wrote:
One day 2 fathers and 2 sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish. Yet only 3 fish were caught..how is this possible?
 

son, father, grandfather.

Here's a riddle.

http://deathball.net/notpron/


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A friend of mine (who is part surrealist and partly insane) came up with these (I think):

Q:you are flying across the north pole in your row boat and you get a flat tire. How many pancakes does it take to fix the flat tire?

A: blue, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: now many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none if the bathtub is full of painted chipmunks.
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PyRo

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edomingox wrote:
1. Friendship. (but it sounds like it could be anything)
2. A skeleton.
3. A shadow. (thought it was a hurricane but that would be too easy)

 


ok so you got the last 2 right but not the first!

Sand worms...ya hate em right?!

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Pyramidion

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I have to know edomingox... did you finish this riddle, it's really quite challenging!!! And also frustrating, but in a good way I guess..
Edomingox
Here's a riddle.

http://deathball.net/notpron/  
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Pyramidion wrote:
I have to know edomingox... did you finish this riddle, it's really quite challenging!!! And also frustrating, but in a good way I guess..
Edomingox
Here's a riddle.

http://deathball.net/notpron/  
 


I stopped at level 8. apparently there are about 91 levels. and i don't have the patience for this type of riddle. it makes you use resources other than on that screen, like copying the pic and making the brightness lighter to find hidden messages, decipher morse code, etc.

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Hobo_Joe wrote:


What's taken from you before you get it? 


Life.

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"

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