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Sorry, that was no contest I have 5, count em, 5 of those little critters! Gotta love them, but with all of the windows finally open and all that spring air in the house they are driveioiuowuyrepouy (sorry my cat decided to lstep on the keyboard) driveing me nuts!

(ps, mines the one second from the right. She's the oldest and most set in her ways, kinda like me I guess!

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they all look cute...from the veiw i got it least! I like the grey one (2nd) and the darker calico (3rd) I LOVE kitties! meOW!

I've posted some pics on this link:

http://home.nycap.rr.com/emetaklezeq3/my_pictures.htm

Ok since many riddles have been said and solved, I'd like to add one...

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?
Enjoy!!

bird

Not Sure if this one has been done. Heard it along time ago. I think in 3rd grade or somthing. Figured I would share a memory.

I am not far from the point.
I dont make mistakes,
I fix yours.

Sorry if this one has been in this thread alrdy. If so feel free to beat up mystic over it.

cplmac

bird

Nope, but that's what I thought when I first saw this riddle.

I am not far from the point.
I dont make mistakes,
I fix yours.

I know I've never heard this one, but I'm gonna guess the old dependable eraser

Good Job, That was the answer. Try these now;

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

I'm where yesterday follows today,
and tomorrow's in the middle.
What am I?

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

Goodluck.

POST 1000 WOOT!!!!

Yay! Pyro, you got my riddle. It was a tick. Bravo!! And Pea, those are some good ones. I haven't come up with any stupid answers...nothing to do with TP just yet....Mwahaha

And 1000 posts that's awesome. I'm not sure when this forum opened, but 1000 is alot anyway.

B_B

peashooter wrote:

Good Job, That was the answer. Try these now;

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

Goodluck.

Ok pea this has been buggin me for awhile now! Im takin a shot at it. Is it Tomorrow?

Ya it is pyro,

grrr

2 More to go tho

goodjob on 1 outa 3

peashooter wrote:

Good Job, That was the answer. Try these now;

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

Goodluck.

ok me and wombat were talkin, we think its the sun. let us know if we are right!

peashooter wrote:

Good Job, That was the answer. Try these now;

I'm where yesterday follows today,
and tomorrow's in the middle.
What am I?

Is it midnight?