Humor

I feel like there is alot of other topics; such as music, movies, cars, and game. So here i decided to make a humor forums. Anything and everything u think will have some1 laughing alot, or even at all. Remember to keep it clean tho.

well...a subject i cant post in...man i knew this was ganna happen..and by PEA!!!

that hurts...well ceps! this post is for you!!!

I found this cartoon pretty funny, but be warned this is really dumb humor!

http://www.yenra.com/far-side-calendars/far-side-calendars.jpg

PyRo wrote:

well...a subject i cant post in...man i knew this was ganna happen..and by PEA!!! that hurts...well ceps! this post is for you!!!

I will attempt to do my best posting humor occasionally. I am all out of fresh topics so I will just post this:

Considering all the wonders of the universe, how phenominal the balance of man and his enviroment and the interaction of the forces of nature:

I think I could whip TIMMY from South Park in a one on one fight. Yep, I am going out on a limb, but I think I can! (kinda sound like the ant and the rubber tree plant there a little)

biceps1

remember not to wear shorts that rip if you plan on doing heavy squats

Better get 'Ceps a needle and thread.... Cuz he's ripped!

illwillpress.com -foamy the squirrel, rediculously funny. dark, cynical humor.

homestarrunner.com - good clean family fun. and some cold ones.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html - ok, remember GI JOE cartoons? And the PSA at the end that would always end with "and knowing is half the battle." Well, some guys took those and dubbed over them. Incredibly funny stuff, but just to warn u, some language.

I love Ebaumsworld, When i first found it i spent about 3 hours watching the videos.

Was shown this site the other day and though it was hilarious!! So thought I'd share it! The first link will take you to miscast, and the second to scary signs. There are a lot more topics, these are just the ones I've gotten to so far!!

have fun!
1.
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=5262&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop#entries
2.
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=421

I got one I thought was funny yet insightful. Quote God creates man, man creates dinosaurs and the true part to this the women inherit the earth.

Got one for you that's real this time: What crawls on four legs in the morning, walks on two legs in teh afternoon, then walks on four legs at night? Take a guess but most people won't get it.

Fire_eclipse wrote:

Got one for you that's real this time: What crawls on four legs in the morning, walks on two legs in teh afternoon, then walks on four legs at night?

Hate to be pedantic, but that should read 'three legs at night'.

Anyway, the answer is 'Man' (or a person for all you misogynistic feminists out there :wink

. He crawls on all fours during childhood (the morning of life), walks upright on two legs during adulthood (afternoon), and finally uses a cane during his final years (night) hence the three legs.

Thanks for the correction I knew it didn't sounds right. Anyway you're right. Well suppose the mistake is the humor eh? lol. Anyway I'll come up with a better one tomorrow.

Ahh riddles my favorite. Heres a couple.

What runs but never walks. Has a bed but never sleeps. And has a mouth but never eats.

Two American coins add up to thirty cents, but one of them is not a nickel. What coins are they?

A man is 100 meters due South of a bear. He walks 100 yards due East, then faces north, fires his gun due north, and hits the bear. What color is the bear?

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Noy very hard but fun ones anyhow.

See yah in game.

Fire_eclipse wrote:

I got one I thought was funny yet insightful. Quote God creates man, man creates dinosaurs and the true part to this the women inherit the earth.

I just watched that movie! Jurassic Park baby! oh ya! awesome show! and yes women inherit the earth!

Well heres my contribution, very very funny site! Yet addictive! here ya go! http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp

have fun!

Hey Tarl the first one is a river, the mouth but never eats gave it away.
The second is a Quarter and a Nickel. Since one is a quarter one of them is not a nickel. I'm still chewing on the bear. And I think the police arrested the wife, cause on Sunday she is the only one home, everyone else is off.

Nice CPL, I wont tell yah the bear one if your still workin on it. But yah got the first 2 right. But it wasnt the wife, the answer is in the riddle .