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lmao! / That last one is a killer!

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TheDruidXpawX wrote:
Jon Stewart takes on crossfire. If you havent seen this, it's killer. We didn't stop laughing till the end.

Be forwarned, Jon Stewart swears twice, there's some mild sexual content, and some mild political content

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831?htv=12

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TuckerCarlson wrote:

Is John Kerry really the the best?
 

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Is he the best? I thought Lincon was good.
 
 


That was pretty funny Dru. Nice to see someone talk like that. Stewart seems pretty smart. He was able to come back with whatever they said to him.

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Here's something I had to share with you all. It made me laugh quite a bit. Lemme give you a quick description.

The movie is called Escanaba in da Moonlight. It is written, produced, directed and stars Jeff Daniels (Dumb and Dumber). This is set in Canada so their is a Canadian accent going on when they talk. Now Jeff Daniels is 43 years old and comes from a family who all has shot their first buck at young ages. But he has yet to shoot a buck, so he has been considered unlucky, and maybe cursed. Every year he and his brother, along with a friend called "the Jimmer", visit the Soady (pronounced So-dee) cabin where their dad lives and prepare for deer hunting season. Weird things happen throughout the movie like unexplained UFO lights (possibly). But as a change of pace Reuben (Jeff Daniels) decides to prepare a special potion made by his Native American wife in attempt to counter this curse, along with a Native American ritual dance. Along with that is porcupine urine that Reuben claims it wards off evil spirits. Up to this point, it seems like there might be evil spirits about .

At this point Reuben gets a weird dream that i cannot explain but it leaves Reuben standing in the middle of the cabin as if in a sleepwalking catatonic state, quite possibly relating to the potion and/or the curse that is going on.

Everyone is asleep with dad in a recliner, jimmer on top bunk, brother in bottom bunk, and Park Ranger Tom on the couch (he entered the story claiming to see some lights also which he thinks was god). And then brother wakes up...
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In regards to Escanaba clip, that was just frekin weird and wheres the rest of the vid
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thats the funniest part. the rest of the movie is just ok.

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ok so this video is SO funny!!! You gotta watch all of it and make sure your sound is on! I have alot more so if ou want to see them then ping me on AIM - Jaxisme2117

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edomingox wrote:
thats the funniest part. the rest of the movie is just ok.  


That must be one wierd movie. I like it when he makes some weird sound every now and then.


Oh, and Pyro, that video and the rest of those that I watched were really funny!!

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pryo, i blame all of my future issues on that video. my phyciatrist bill will be in the mail shortly

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that was pretty good Pyro! where do you find all this stuff?


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The annoying thing is very funny.

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Jon Stewart is the Man (note capitalization)


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lmao!! im glad you all liked it!!! Its become an addiction of mine! lol i love the expresions! I have lots of lil clips like that! Some arent appropriate for the forums so if you interested, again PM me or something and ill be glad to share!!

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Oh my freaking heck. That thing! I had to call somebody one night and that was their answering machine. Only it was just that stupid frog making that noise. I couldn't figure out what it was for the life of me! It sounded like a little tiny motorcycle taking off.

It was driving me crazy! *twitch*

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I've heard that noise before, and it was a motorcycle...our dad got something in his e-mail one day, and there were 2 motorcycles...and you could click on them to hear the noise. I think it was a harley versus honda, the harley sounded pretty good, the honda was the little frog noise..it was hilarious

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