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senor_taco

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OH and heres a riddle of my own:

"I have a mouth but cannot speak, I have a bed but never sleep, I always run but never walk. What am I?"


"Kimi no shi ni bashou wa koko da!"
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Tarl

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hehe we did that one earlier taco. Its a river.
Ess-Jay

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senor_taco wrote:

Well the grammar is not correct in all places, there is no set subject, save the paragraph itself. one sentence ends in a question mark but is a statement.

is that what you are going for?
 


No, it's nothing to do with grammar or subject. By those definitions, the paragraph would be incorrect. I merely implied that the paragraph is unusual.

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Ess-Jay wrote:

PyRo wrote:

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
 


A Waterfall

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My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers. Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
 


A Pearl




My Grandfather used to tell me that one years ago. He used to use it as a metaphor for people in general - they may portray a cold, hard exterior to the outside world, but once you get underneath that and really get inside them, they often hold a beautiful soul. It's because of the delicate nature of their soul that they hide it away, feeling a sort of resentment for it as they often can't express themselves truly. A 'Catch 22' if you will.

*ahem* Anyway - Murder. Death. Kill. Let's frag, baby! 



Good job! You still have 3 of mine to go though!

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senor_taco

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Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes. Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes. What am I?


Soda.

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PyRo

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good job! Get any others of mine yet? still 2 to go!

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This is an unusual paragraph 

I want to take a shot at your riddle ess-jay...
It took awhile for me to realize that the paragraph was missing the letter "e" in it. It never appears once, I thought this was weird considering it's extremely common. So that's what I think is wrong with the paragraph.
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senor_taco

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When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?


Is this Love?

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Ess-Jay

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Pyramidion wrote:

It took awhile for me to realize that the paragraph was missing the letter "e" in it. It never appears once, I thought this was weird considering it's extremely common. So that's what I think is wrong with the paragraph.  


Congratulations! You have answered well.

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PyRo

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sorry taco its nots not love. keep going!

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PyRo

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wow...ok...i got your last riddle Poet! took me forever!

"I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be."


is the word 'few' ?

now you have to get ours! i got Wombats, but will wait for others to answer it!

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DarkestPoet

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Aww... You got mine Took you long enough

I generally don't know riddles unless I've heard them before. I have a couple more riddles up my sleave but I can't remember them word for word so I haven't posted them.
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those were really good! Took me forever starin at it! goodness! Well i hope you put some more up! lookin forward to them!

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DarkestPoet

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It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

And...

What tears down mountains,
Can be used to build castles,
Blinds some, yet helps others to see.

Oh, and...

Stronger than steel,
Works by feel,
For one brings room,
For one brings doom.
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DarkestPoet - you wouldn't happen to be a fan of Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'?


"I've come here to kick some butt and chew some bubblegum... right now, I'm all outta bubblegum..."
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