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![[Post New]](/dcforum/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 07/28/2005 21:34:49
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Boingo_Babe
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cplmac wrote:
I've always wanted a Gene Simmons tongue, of course I'm not to sure how well that would go over in Utah...
You know, that might actually be fun. Ummm, in the sense of going out in public and having you stick your tongue out at certain people.
And Utah isn't as innocent as you think. I think it's going down the drain. Just tonight, I found a half full beer can on the wall. I live in a neighborhood of like 10,000 kids....real smart. But, thank heavens *I* was the one who got it.
I actually had a pretty good idea. I'm sure most of you know I got a new job...this is the end of my second week. I wanted to take the empty beer can and just set it on my desk around lunch time.....
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Chameleon
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Boingo_Babe wrote:
cplmac wrote:
I've always wanted a Gene Simmons tongue, of course I'm not to sure how well that would go over in Utah...
You know, that might actually be fun. Ummm, in the sense of going out in public and having you stick your tongue out at certain people.
And Utah isn't as innocent as you think. I think it's going down the drain. Just tonight, I found a half full beer can on the wall. I live in a neighborhood of like 10,000 kids....real smart. But, thank heavens *I* was the one who got it.
I actually had a pretty good idea. I'm sure most of you know I got a new job...this is the end of my second week. I wanted to take the empty beer can and just set it on my desk around lunch time.....
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YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!! Just to see what kind of a reaction you get. Gotta let your co-workers know you have a sense of humor!
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![[Post New]](/dcforum/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 07/29/2005 01:09:19
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Boingo_Babe
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They'd probably boot my secretary butt right out the door, after making me go through the alphabet backwards...which I can't even do sober, let alone if I ever got drunk.
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Chameleon
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Boingo_Babe wrote:
They'd probably boot my secretary butt right out the door, after making me go through the alphabet backwards...which I can't even do sober, let alone if I ever got drunk.
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HEHEHEHEHE awwwwww, don't say secretary butt [whispers] it just isn't true. I couldn't do the alphabet backwards either, so don't feel bad. Try this....take an empty bottle of something like Jack Daniels, but use it as a flower vase on your desk. You could turn it into another conversation with your boss if he says something.
"Ummm, Boingo, I'm sorry, but that vase just isn't appropriate for the office place."
"Well sir, I would of gotten a regular vase, but I just can't afford it with what you are paying me." BAM!!! Here comes a raise!!
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![[Post New]](/dcforum/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 07/29/2005 20:22:41
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cplmac
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Or you could just tell him you are sending your flowers to rehab next week...
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