[Logo]
 
  [Search] Search   [Recent Topics] Recent Topics   [Members]  Member Listing   [Groups] Back to home page 
[Register] Register / 
[Login] Login 
Give it up for California gas prices!!  XML
Forum Index -> Banter Go to Page: Previous  1, 2, 3
Author Message
Boingo_Babe

Wicked Sick!
[Avatar]

Joined: 04/02/2005 23:06:12
Messages: 946
Location: My own little world
Offline

cplmac wrote:
I've always wanted a Gene Simmons tongue, of course I'm not to sure how well that would go over in Utah... 


You know, that might actually be fun. Ummm, in the sense of going out in public and having you stick your tongue out at certain people.

And Utah isn't as innocent as you think. I think it's going down the drain. Just tonight, I found a half full beer can on the wall. I live in a neighborhood of like 10,000 kids....real smart. But, thank heavens *I* was the one who got it.

I actually had a pretty good idea. I'm sure most of you know I got a new job...this is the end of my second week. I wanted to take the empty beer can and just set it on my desk around lunch time.....

B_B

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"

My Awesome Skin
[Yahoo!]
Chameleon

Wicked Sick!
[Avatar]

Joined: 01/27/2005 11:46:50
Messages: 899
Location: When I find out, you will be the second to know
Offline

Boingo_Babe wrote:

cplmac wrote:
I've always wanted a Gene Simmons tongue, of course I'm not to sure how well that would go over in Utah... 


You know, that might actually be fun. Ummm, in the sense of going out in public and having you stick your tongue out at certain people.

And Utah isn't as innocent as you think. I think it's going down the drain. Just tonight, I found a half full beer can on the wall. I live in a neighborhood of like 10,000 kids....real smart. But, thank heavens *I* was the one who got it.

I actually had a pretty good idea. I'm sure most of you know I got a new job...this is the end of my second week. I wanted to take the empty beer can and just set it on my desk around lunch time.....

B_B 


YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!! Just to see what kind of a reaction you get. Gotta let your co-workers know you have a sense of humor!

"Every man dies, not every man really lives"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
My Skin:
http://www.disastrousconsequences.com/dcforum/posts/list/752.page
[Email]
Boingo_Babe

Wicked Sick!
[Avatar]

Joined: 04/02/2005 23:06:12
Messages: 946
Location: My own little world
Offline

They'd probably boot my secretary butt right out the door, after making me go through the alphabet backwards...which I can't even do sober, let alone if I ever got drunk.

B_B

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"

My Awesome Skin
[Yahoo!]
Chameleon

Wicked Sick!
[Avatar]

Joined: 01/27/2005 11:46:50
Messages: 899
Location: When I find out, you will be the second to know
Offline

Boingo_Babe wrote:
They'd probably boot my secretary butt right out the door, after making me go through the alphabet backwards...which I can't even do sober, let alone if I ever got drunk.

B_B 


HEHEHEHEHE awwwwww, don't say secretary butt [whispers] it just isn't true. I couldn't do the alphabet backwards either, so don't feel bad. Try this....take an empty bottle of something like Jack Daniels, but use it as a flower vase on your desk. You could turn it into another conversation with your boss if he says something.
"Ummm, Boingo, I'm sorry, but that vase just isn't appropriate for the office place."
"Well sir, I would of gotten a regular vase, but I just can't afford it with what you are paying me." BAM!!! Here comes a raise!!

"Every man dies, not every man really lives"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
My Skin:
http://www.disastrousconsequences.com/dcforum/posts/list/752.page
[Email]
cplmac

Wicked Sick!
[Avatar]

Joined: 12/19/2004 21:10:38
Messages: 1464
Location: chicago burbs
Offline

Or you could just tell him you are sending your flowers to rehab next week...

good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
 
Forum Index -> Banter Go to Page: Previous  1, 2, 3
Go to:   
Powered by JForum 2.1.7 © JForum Team