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Hobo_Joe

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Hey everyone! well, I thought this would be a good place to get some ideas! My dad is going to be president of the Salt Lake Motorcycle Club this next year and he's looking for ideas for little sayings. Every month a newsletter goes out with a little bit in there called "The Prez says.." and the president (my dad) will be writing that. He wants to put a little saying at the end of that but doesn't have any ideas so I told him I'd ask all of you!

He would like it to have something to do with riding motorcycles, but if it doesn't and it's really good...post it!

thanks in advance!

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Ess-Jay

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You do realise that this is nigh on impossible when trying not to resort to sexual innuendo! Maybe it's just my warped mind, but everything I come up with is certainly not suitable for this forum...

Sorry...



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dip42

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Ess-Jay wrote:
You do realise that this is nigh on impossible when trying not to resort to sexual innuendo! Maybe it's just my warped mind, but everything I come up with is certainly not suitable for this forum...

Sorry...


 


AHAHAH i know what ya mean i cant think of anything clean

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Boingo_Babe

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You guys really are awful, you know that? Some of the quotes you guys have at the end of your posts would work.

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Boingo_Babe wrote:
You guys really are awful, you know that?  


Yes and thank you, I try my hardest.. But seriously.. ill try and think of some.. And i know the rules and will keep it clean

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Ess-Jay

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Boingo_Babe wrote:
You guys really are awful, you know that?
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Ah yes, but that's what makes us all so loveable.

Come on - you have to admit that the subject here supplies naughty connotations at an incredible rate. Either that, or we've all become warped due ot subliminal broadcasts of Benny Hill...

Anyway, I did a quick internet search as a way to redeem my already damned soul, and discovered these quotes that may help:

?Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.?

"Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet."

?Life may begin at 30, but it doesn?t get real interesting until about 150.?

"Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. "

"Bikes don?t leak oil, they mark their territory."

"Sometimes the best communication happens when you?re on separate bikes."

"Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won?t save your butt from ?road rash? if you go down."

"Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window."

"I've come here to kick some butt and chew some bubblegum... right now, I'm all outta bubblegum..."
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NICE!!

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Those are great, Ess! I think Mr. Prez will really like those! See? Not everything has to have a bad connotation. Well done.

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Ess-Jay

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I'm glad they get your seal of approval.

Can I go back in my corner now?

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Hobo_Joe

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lol...yes you can go back to your corner..thanks for the ideas!! if anyone else has any...please post 'em!!!

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emetakleze

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Here Ess, here's your cookie...

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Fank yoo....




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