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Ess-Jay

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So things are fair on everyone, and becuase there are a couple of us Brits on the server, here are the silly British laws still in effect:

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=183

Example:

Liverpool - It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

York - Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

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Chameleon

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Ess-Jay wrote:
So things are fair on everyone, and becuase there are a couple of us Brits on the server, here are the silly British laws still in effect:

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=183

Example:

Liverpool - It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

York - Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.  


Those are pretty funny. You can tell a lot of those are really old laws considering a few have to do with a bow and arrow. I'm surprised I didn't see more laws for doing something to the Irish.

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cplmac

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I'm pretty sure it's legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow in Scotland too...
Also, it is illegal to serve a drink to someone who is not sober in the U.S. as well it's just not enforced.
Great post Ess!!

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MeanDevil

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Great post Ess

Now where did I put my bow and arrow

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Eyesore

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Ess-Jay wrote:

York - Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.  


Its a good job i'm not Scottish.

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