Ideas for new mall-themed map

EEEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poop!!!!!!!! man I may never look at them things the same way again!

and its hard to make me sick from something !

Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo! (from Family Guy)

in the army my and my friends would have a row of empty tables next to us because of what and how we talked about things...the cooks where always try'n to gross us out but we'd tossed it back on them and embellish it more!
we would have noobs to the post make a mistake and sit next to us and whined up leaving their tray of food to get away from us!

but POOP-TARTS is just WRONG!!!!!!

Taste better than Milk of Magnesia...
Not too far off from Fiber One toaster pastries...same idea, but more in your face about it.

coming up short for new businesses, just funny products (like poop tarts

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Next one was going to be SeeAlice for daily use. You never know when a moment will arise and get an urge to sit in a tub and stare at your neighbor...or something like that...

still pondering the mall sign/name...

Hipptubie Square Mall

Poop tarts is good although I definitely want to keep it family-friendly so it can be on this server.

I don't get the hipptubie one.

What does that mean?

I've been pondering names too.. could make it as simple as DM-UnrealMall.

I searched on the UT stats map page and there seems to be only a few maps with the name "Mall" in it, so pretty much anything simple would work except DM-Mall which apparently exists but was only played once, at least online with utstats enabled. Definitely won't be "DM-ShoppingMall", as I reviewed a terrible UT3 map by that name on UT Unlimited. (I did decide to make my own mall map after doing that review though.) Something redundant and silly like Mall of the Consumer? Mall of Credit? Random made up City/town/geographical feature/etc. + mall? Or a location in the Unreal universe + mall? LiandriMall since they bought it? Or even just DM-Jefe-Mall, the WiP name I'm still using?

Anyway, I've still got a lot of work to do on this one, so it'll be a while before I really need to name it.

ok park the dang place and call it moon mall or lunar mall and have someone scrall over it with paint that drips landri mall
heck park it on phobos and put Jupiter or Saturn in the sky which ever is the correct one...oh wait its mars I think..with that call it the Mall of Mars and have the paint writing over mars.

and the poop-tarts are a take of of the stickers the came out with when I was a kid like crust toothpaste they where out in the 70's

Hipptubie (pronounced: Hip to be) i.e. Hip to be square- Huey Lewis and the News. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_byVtHrGEM

Was looking for mall names out there and many have Square in the name...so this just popped into my head.

Kind of like Isl of Lucy (from Kentucky Fried movie) Actually didn't get it till the 2nd time I watched that movie.

The moon? Welcome to the mall of lunar consciousness. We would like you to have this rose. Will you care to make a donation?

Poop Tarts was just a fun project sense I didn't have anything else floating in my melon to create. Came up with a new shop last night...will work on that today.

I like the spray painted over name. thats a cool idea

Trooper wrote:

I like the spray painted over name. thats a cool idea

I do have my moments

Ok, novelty shop!

Its summer, time for ice cream!

modify... baking robins. have a picture of a bird on a grill

Had an idea like that, but I was out of space. Been doing a lot of large banners lately, letting Jefe make them what he needs. But I figured I could make this into the correct size right off the bat.

Flak Monkey wrote:

Had an idea like that, but I was out of space. Been doing a lot of large banners lately, letting Jefe make them what he needs. But I figured I could make this into the correct size right off the bat.

Yeah, speaking of banners, eventually I will reach a limit and will either have to downsize the textures (sacrificing quality) or take textures out. Some of the banners in this thread I'm using without any changes, some I'm just including just the general idea, or one or two elements of the design. Still a big help though. If anyone wants to check out the map, hit me up on xfire. I've got the general layout mostly done and still need to put in some more shops.