My Kind of Math

AHAHA sadly I did that to my math teacher when he gave us busy work that didnt count.. He thought it was funny....

But this is the real truth about math: *I SWEAR!*

Flak Monkey wrote:

Notice the Monkey at bottom left of the page with the shirt.
HA! Thats me!

What are you, your everywhere I look on my computer! It's like The Net but real! Get out of my puter! Hey , wait, I know you! Your one of those Purple Monkeys aren't you!

Pyramidion wrote:

"Haha, that Boingo. What would we do without her?"

I second that!

Spacey wrote:

How do you know I missed it?? Maybe I was trolling to see if I could get any bites, and to liven up the thread. You won't catch me admitting that I missed it. Nope, no-sir-ee bob, not this uber-uber geek!!!

You did just that. Nice job!

UntamedSub wrote:

Pyramidion wrote:

"Haha, that Boingo. What would we do without her?"

I second that!

Thanks you two!

dip42 wrote:

But this is the real truth about math: *I SWEAR!*

The only thing with this is that girls = time x money isn't a constant because not all girls = time x money. Things have to be constant to be proven true, therefore, its not true.

May I also bring to your attention that boys are NOT required to spend money or time with us. They just do?

So there.

B_B

Boingo_Babe wrote:

The only thing with this is that girls = time x money isn't a constant because not all girls = time x money. Things have to be constant to be proven true, therefore, its not true.

May I also bring to your attention that boys are NOT required to spend money or time with us. They just do?

So there.

B_B

Well... True.. Many girls=time x money.. And its a nice gesture to spend our money on girls, they would get mad if we didnt.. Were just nice like that

therefor men CREATE the evil within girls! the truth comes out

Dip 42 said

Well... True.. Many girls=time x money.. And its a nice gesture to spend our money on girls, they would get mad if we didnt.. Were just nice like that

With this statement, and those previously given, you have proven that it is EVIL to be NICE!

It's the Holiday season soon, so I will continue this thought with this holiday statement.

"But Santa, naughty IS nice!"

I've seen the Girl = evil equasion sometime before. Its been around. But, here is the reason why. We have to dig deep inside them, at the molecular level. Here is the Hazardous Material Data Sheet for safe handling of Women.

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normall covered with film of powder or paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothieng - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid in relaxation
3. Can be very effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

I know, I get thoes looks every time

Its all in fun. But I have more. LOTS MORE...but I cant share.

My brain hurts from reading this thread from start to finish. It can not handle it. I think my brain needs a reboot or more memory and for sure a new motherboard/cpu. My brain is currently running on a 286 with an 8" disc for the capacity.

PyRo wrote:

therefor men CREATE the evil within girls! the truth comes out

Hear hear!

Nice job, Dip...turning this into a girl bashing thread. I liked the math discussion better!

B_B

OHHHHHHH, now that I look at the triangle in further detail... I've come to deduce that the other side aka... the hypoteneuse would equal 5

lol

Boingo_Babe wrote:

Nice job, Dip...turning this into a girl bashing thread. I liked the math discussion better!

I'm sorry. >

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Hey! Carefuld there Flackmonkey!

I work for the Federal Government. We had a situationaly challenged new-hire bring one of those MSDS sheets in the day after sexual harrasment awareness training.

He was fired before he had shown it to more than 3 people.

That said, I know lots of girls (women) who don't fit within those materail specifications. Unfortunatly I know a few who do.

I know, but I dont mean anything by it, I'm a light hearted guy and have a fondness for the funny things in life. I'm sure there are plenty of items circulating among the desktops of women everywhere on thier views of men. All is fair. I've gotten a few over the years and I still have them. Even though its man bashing, it's still funny because it's all based on steriotypical fact.

ya geez monkey im SO insulted

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..you should know better. now to say your sorry i want ALL your vorpal weapons for the next month! so HAND EM OVER!!!!