Don't Fear the Healer

For those of you medics out there frustrated by newer people running from your life-giving ministrations (and thereby robbing you of xp), I have written some lyrics to a well known tune.

I submit for your enjoyment:

Don't Fear the Healer
(sung to the BOC tune with plenty of cowbell.)

All those Nali come
Tear you with a shield gun
Veterans don't fear the healer
Nor do they dodge, duck, feint or run
(You can be like they are)

Come on newbie
(Don't fear the healer)
Be still and stand
(Don't fear the healer)
You'll have full health soon
(Don't fear the healer)
Medics are your friend

Now you're on the run
Refuge on your mind
Razorflies and Lava Skaarj
Have hounded, hunted, worsted you
(Poison Queens and Null Warlords)
40,000 times you've died on this wave
(From Goop, Rocks and Shell Gasbag)
40,000 experience to move ahead
(But you cant score when you're dead)
Another 40,000 to level up ghost
(Till then you're in spectate mode)

Come on, maybe?
(Don't fear the healer)
Stay for the blast?
(Don't fear the healer)
You'll be full up soon
(Don't fear the healer)
Medics are your friend

Why run away from me?
Just a pause will heal
If you stand there firm under fire
I'm beside you restoring your life
Or if you prefer I can bear the brunt for you
Eat the rockets and step in front of you
Decoy distract and divert the fire for you
(Saying, "Don't be afraid")

Come on greenie
(And have no fear)
Run towards me
(Now you have the idea)
Look backward and say goodbye
(You can be like they are)
No more running in fear and dread
(You are living like they are)

Come on rookie
(Don't fear the Healer)

LOL X2

It needs more cowbell though.

Record that on your microphone if you have one, send it to me, and I will mix it for you with audacity.

That might be able to have as a sticky.

That's great!

don't play the Medic to often anymore but I only chase during first coupla waves then if I can I throw heal blast , otherwise their on there own

hey at my (and Cribs') level healing xp isn't that a big deal there are bugs to squish

Very good!

I hear ya!

Nicely done. =D>

Except in DM. Medics are really hard to kill, unless you're a junkie and have lots of adren.

Fear the healer.

GREAT lyrics Crib!

Gods, I can't tell you how hard it is to HEAL some of you punks with all your leaping about and whatnot. At this rate I'll be an expert murderer in player fights by learning to heal you guys, really!

sometimes I run just because I don't need it or care if I don't get it. so I keep doing my thing. if the medic wants to heal me so bad he can follow... I have no problem with them doing that

Trooper wrote:

sometimes I run just because I don't need it or care if I don't get it. so I keep doing my thing. if the medic wants to heal me so bad he can follow... I have no problem with them doing that

Had some noob medic get all upset because I wouldn't stop to receive his services. I have no prob and do appreciate getting healed but killing monsters keeps me at 350 health thanks to vamp 10. I want to kill monsters not stand around and between waves I'm usually looking to collect adren. not health. Just chase me, after all isn't that more fun than standing around shooting at your feet?

An obvious exception is when I'm fragging with a rage 10 flak, necessity sometimes demands I stop to get healed. Sooo any medic that picks up a rage 10 flak should look to pass it on to me.

Go ahead. Run. You're getting healed weather you like it or not. The more you run the more I'm gonna heal you! Muahahahah!