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[Post New]09/29/2006 11:33:20
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Titanium.wombaT

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BEHOLD! SPATULA!

Stephen: Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?
Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: I've come to the right place then!
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[Post New]09/29/2006 11:43:40
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dont....ask....
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[Post New]09/29/2006 13:15:10
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THAT IS THE MOST RIGHTOUS SPATULA I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON!!!

music plays "AHHHH, AHH, AHH" beam of heavenly light strikes the spatula, sending coruscating rainbows fluttering across our vision.
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[Post New]09/29/2006 13:25:47
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Grizzled_Imposter wrote:
THAT IS THE MOST RIGHTOUS SPATULA I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON!!!

music plays "AHHHH, AHH, AHH" beam of heavenly light strikes the spatula, sending coruscating rainbows fluttering across our vision.
 


*snif*....so......beautiful!
Stephen: Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?
Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: I've come to the right place then!
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[Post New]09/29/2006 14:25:55
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Pyro....could you PLEASE control him?

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[Post New]09/29/2006 15:40:37
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[Post New]09/29/2006 16:17:20
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Where could one aquire such a fine spatula?
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[Post New]09/29/2006 16:22:04
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Llachior wrote:
Where could one aquire such a fine spatula? 


http://www.fairfaxcookshop.com/product_info.php?products_id=1085

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[Post New]09/29/2006 18:06:44
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Guess I am not going to find that at the local dollar store, lol.
[Post New]09/29/2006 18:33:28
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Yeah, it brings tears to my eyes, 11.99 British pounds or approximately $42.00 USD for an eggturner. It had better be gold plated for that much mulah. But for a gourmet cook, it might be worth it.
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[Post New]09/29/2006 20:23:34
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I'll agree, that is a great thing that someone came up with. However, I find that this is even better invention:

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[Post New]09/29/2006 21:08:46
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[Post New]10/04/2006 23:19:03
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see....I told you it was in the matrix....





...there is no spatula....
Stephen: Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?
Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.
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[Post New]10/05/2006 07:10:29
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The History of the Spatula. by: me

The Spatula was invented some 700 years ago by a lone man in southern Europe (around the Romania region). Royalty by birth, but had not much to his name. A small castle, but no servants to do his bidding. No cooks to make his meals. No maids to do his cleaning.
One morning as he was making breakfast (probably French toast, though he hated the French) he kept burning his fingers while trying to flip them on the hot skillet. Frustrated, he took a stick and a small broken shingle from his aging roof. Bound by thread and tree sap, he used his new invention to keep has hands safely away from the hot skillet.

Pleased with himself, he brought this useful item to the King and his cooking staff. They marveled over the odd looking item with many a bandaged, burnt fingers. The King was greedy and took the new tool and cast the man out of his castle, never to return. Enraged the man cursed the king and vowed to get even and un to his death, terrorize him and any member of his kingdom.

The king, fearing for his safety, locked the man in his own castle. Over time, the screams of his torment turned to blastfemous prayer to Satan. He sold his soul for the chance to revenge this act and regain his royal blood and name.

Time past, the screams stopped. Satan answered his prayer and brought the man back from the dead so he may fulfill his promise of revenge. But the gift of life was also a curse. In order to keep his life, he must reclaim his royal blood by feasted on such. And so he did, from the King on down. Though the ages he did so to keep alive.
Rumors turned to myth, myth into legend, squed over time by the uneducated and superstitious.

The Man's name? You guessed it. COUNT SPATULA!

And now you know........the rest of the story.
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[Post New]10/06/2006 13:20:24
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For a second there I thought you were going to say the mans name was RON POPIEL!
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