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Titanium.wombaT

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PyRo wrote:
If wombat let me buy all the books i wanted lol my house would be covered in it!  


...and then I think to myself...how would I afford ramen?! One cannot eat books, nor do they come with delightful foil packets of flavored sodium... And I've never seen books priced at 6 for $1 either. Maybe once one of these requirements is met, our library will take off.

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so the solution is that I patent a ramen book process.

I will re-print books on very thin substrates of noodle that can be boiled and eaten after being read.

Food and education for starving college students!

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Grizzled_Imposter wrote:
so the solution is that I patent a ramen book process.

I will re-print books on very thin substrates of noodle that can be boiled and eaten after being read.

Food and education for starving college students! 



Sand worms...ya hate em right?!

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A text book that you can eat?! BRILLIANT!!

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emetakleze wrote:

If you get a chance, pop an old cd in there and keep a careful eye on it, it looks cool. (Prop it up if you can with a plastic cup or something.) Be warned, it will make the inside of the microwave smell really bad for a while. 

I do this to all of my coasters...why would anyone bother with a disk shredder anyway.
I find that 2 seconds is all it needs.
CD-Rs and DVD-Rs make different fractal patterns.
CDs tend to be somewhat blocky while DVDs create a tree like pattern.
I thought about decorating one of the walls in my office with them.
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lol, you guys are the best!

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Cookie for the first person to guess the book.

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"Call me Ishmael"?

That is too easy. Heman Melville's classic whale tale Moby Dick of course.

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Sorry Mr. Melville, I meant Herman.

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Thats a biiiig pack o ramen...

It's the PhD edition!

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Titanium.wombaT wrote:
Thats a biiiig pack o ramen...

It's the PhD edition! 


that's one BIG tape worm waiting at the end of that tale

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Sounds like someone needs to keep the harry potter wands away from the kids...

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