If you could do one werid thing for a laugh.. what would it be?

For me it is out of three things...

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-Last but not least..pledgeing all the hard wood floors in my house without telling anyone..

Give all the Nalis the Ultima ability.

edomingox wrote:

Give all the Nalis the Ultima ability.

Yummy, another good April 1 idea

For some reason I always think of Steve Urkel whenever I hear the mention of annoying person in school. As for weird forms of entertainment:

- plotting with the Trix rabbit to lace a box of Trix cereal with laxatives so the poor rabbit actually has the last laugh. Silly kids, lack of bowel control is for babies

- go into the novelty toilet paper and urinal cake business, complete with sports logos, company logos, and images of things people would pay to ruin.

- end up as a head of a jury in a high profile murder case involving a celebrity and say "We find you guilty of all charges; illegal firearms and drug posession, perjury, fraud, and the murders of all the guests at your friend's estate. But I do have some good news... I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Make it so when you turn on the garbage disposal it opens your garage, turns on your sprinklers, and turns every light on in the house. Now wouldn't that be mind numbing.

Yukisho wrote:

Make it so when you turn on the garbage disposal it opens your garage, turns on your sprinklers, and turns every light on in the house. Now wouldn't that be mind numbing.

I'll have to remember to do that before I change jobs.

uh oh

You know this has really jumped off the what would you do for a laugh track.

Dip, you really missed the boat. Therefore, I am going to delete anything from your posts that implies harm to others, and any subsequent posts that imply harm to others is funny will also be deleted.

Since I do many weird things daily for a laugh, i'll have to give you an example of one that i did about 20 years ago..

A school friend of mine had to write a final term paper on Peanuts and their uses. He used the work Peanut(s) over 150 times in his paper.

He had me proof read it and when I did, and corrected his mistakes, I changed the all the words Peanut or Peanuts to a very um, similar sounding word, that wouldn't be too great to say on this forum, However It made for the most disgusting term paper ever read..

Especially when he got to the part about making and using peanut butter...
It was just a fun little thing for me to do as a fun prank to my friend..

In fact my trip to see the principal was actually fun and I got to see the softer side of her.. She got a kick out of the paper and thought I was one of the most clever gals she had the chance to discipline.. Needless to say, I never did it again.

I always laugh whenever STEAKHOUSE eats something disgusting or just says something that makes no sense at all, but he's still my friend, I guess.

do victory laps around my school every time i get an A on a paper...in the buff

This is something I actually did: When I was a supervisor at work I took a piece of toilet paper and taped it to the bottom of my shoe. Then I went into the bathroom and stuck one end in the back of my pants. Working with 15 and 16 year olds, I got some funny looks.

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Yukisho wrote:

Make it so when you turn on the garbage disposal it opens your garage, turns on your sprinklers, and turns every light on in the house. Now wouldn't that be mind numbing.

Reminds me of "The Man with One Red Shoe" starring Tom Hanks. What a riot. That's the kind of stuff I'd get a kick out of doing. Flush the toilet and water come out of the faucet in the sink, shaving cream in the tooth paste tube and visa versa.

I'm crackin' myself up, that was one funny movie.

Something I have wanted to do is whenever I get my own house I want to have one of my backdoors outside look like a side-by-side refrigerator inside. That way when I asked a friend if I could get them something to drink they can see me literally walk "into" the fridge and come out with a frosty beverage kept in a minifridge or cooler outside. Tell me that wouldn't trip anyone out the first time they saw it.