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Thanksgiving Type-ish Joke

Boingo_Babe — GMT

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "And if I am not being too inquisitive, may I ask what the turkey did?" Happy Thanksgiving! B_B

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Titanium.wombaT — GMT

Excellent classic goodness! Three cheers and a w00t! And a happy turkey day to everyone as well! t.

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Spacey — GMT

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Flak Monkey — GMT

Even after all these years, I still havnt found out what the turkey did. But, I know what it's about to do! Go from 0 to 375 degrees in 2.5 hours. ;)) There is room for all animals in this world..... ....on my plate next to the mashed potatoes. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ~:>

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MandaPanda — GMT

Flak Monkey wrote:

There is room for all animals in this world..... ....on my plate next to the mashed potatoes. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ~:>

Do you own the shirt that says that? We sell them at my work lol. And Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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Pyramidion — GMT

Lol, that was hilarious... thanks!

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reyalsnogard — GMT

MandaPanda wrote:

Do you own the shirt that says that? We sell them at my work lol.

Any chance you can provide/PM a picture of said shirt? I might just be interested in picking one up. :) Along a similar vein, I thoroughly enjoyed the following license plate frame I saw a few years ago: "I love animals / They're delicious." Enjoy your tryptophan! Gobble, gobble!

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MandaPanda — GMT

reyalsnogard wrote:

MandaPanda wrote:

Do you own the shirt that says that? We sell them at my work lol.
Any chance you can provide/PM a picture of said shirt? I might just be interested in picking one up. :) Along a similar vein, I thoroughly enjoyed the following license plate frame I saw a few years ago: "I love animals / They're delicious." Enjoy your tryptophan! Gobble, gobble!

I couldn't find it on the website for where I work (Dicks Sporting Goods) but I did find it on another website...here's the link....http://www.arkansasduckhunter.com/346.asp

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PyRo — GMT

:)) :)) :)) :)) i love it lol thanx for posting it!

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ECHO — GMT

haha! Happy thanksgiving! I'm away from my compy so I won't be on the server much until next week, but I'll try to sneak a couple games on my dad's computer ;)

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Spacey — GMT

Flak Monkey wrote:

Even after all these years, I still havnt found out what the turkey did. But, I know what it's about to do! Go from 0 to 375 degrees in 2.5 hours. ;))

Actually, I figured out what the turkey did... life to 375F. BTW anyone know the parrot's name and future trick?? His name was Chet, and he learned to sing Christmas carols when his feet were held over a candle... Name the tune he sang when both feet were over the candle. ;)

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reyalsnogard — GMT

edit: VVV ..uh..nothing to see here. O:) I can always count on ECHO to eliminate deniability. He's a horrible side-kick. :)

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PyRo — GMT

lol careful you could get banned for that kinda talk! and we would like to keep ya around :-)

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ECHO — GMT

reyalsnogard wrote:

Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire .. Text-to-speech THAT, ECHO! ;)

can and will