Messages posted by: biceps1

UntamedSub wrote:

Hey, Nice pic Shadow!

I'm gonna have to take a break unpacking and go thru my pics so I can get someposted.

Where did you two move to?

biceps1

"it is better to have lifted and lost, than to never lifted at all"

Chyster wrote:

"If you don't pay for what you want, you get what you deserve"
---Author Unknown

Words I live by!!

I think I'd rather be broke and happy. But, that's just me.

Well said Vince! I agree totally with this addition, broke, happy, and very large biceps!

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i came, i saw i flexed

pigpen wrote:

This one's for biceps1. I made this back in 98 when I had Kai's PowerGoo.

I am not worthy to carry your gymbag! My biceps are puny compared to yours!

biceps1

"when you visit montana, never wear cowboy boots with a speedo"

UntamedSub wrote:

Uhh, I think your shirt is a lil small....

LOL NICE Ceps!!

Sub

My shirt is a little small because intead of shopping at the big and tall stores, I shop at the short and midgety mall. Get real good deals there (only have to stretch them a little so they fit tight)! I know I cant get any taller or smarter so I try to get wider!

biceps1

"i am so bright my dad calls me sun"

Here is a couple of pics from today (jan 18, 2006) as you can see old age is slowing me down!

biceps1

"i am not very smart, but i can lift heavy things"

This is the voice pak i use while i am playing UT. If you wish to listen to my terminator sayings during the game it is a simple download! For those of you who dont want to listen to them, I dont blame you!

biceps1

"i am not afraid of mike tyson's sister"!

TheDruidXpawX wrote:

Holy cow!

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Congratulations DD!

I am not worthy to carry your shield gun, Daniel! Congrats my friend!

biceps1

"i have finally found the hidden meaning in the book, 'see spot run'"

Continuum wrote:

Maybe, Ive been on a few for the kane model for like 2 months now so I'm taking my time on them. I'm willing to try any idea for a skin though.

How about an Arnold skin as the termintor for biceps1. I have found a few but none works well!?!?!

biceps1

der grosse beceeps regairt de veldt!

it's a wall that has something on it! figured that one all by myself!

biceps1

in an insane world, a sane man must surely seem insane

TheDruidXpawX wrote:

I dont usually announce this, but it's been a while since we restarted the server and I wanted as many people to notice as possible.

If you have any requests for
1) Name Changes
2) Add DC tags
3) Stats resets
4) Good Chinese food

Now is the time to email unreal@disastrousconsequences.com so that we can hook you up tomorrow!

How about some good nuffla followed by a helping of struddle? wait, that is japanes not chinese!

thank you for all you do on here clint, best server on the net!

biceps1

7th son of a 7th son of a.........i forget

I finally remembered where my name came from!

It came from my dad! His name was Matt, but all he did was lay around on the front porch, his cousin's name was Bob, but all he did was hang around in the pool all day floating up and down. Bob's brother was Phil, and Phil liked to jump into freshly dug holes. Their half brother's name was Bill, Bill liked to stuff himself into mailboxes; don't know why but he did. Bill's real dad was a man named Art; Art liked to hang himself on the wall and just wait for people to look at him. Art had a uncle named Skip; Skip liked to water ski, but wasn't very good. They all were related a really, really, short man named who was named Squirt. Squirt had a dog that was born without any legs; Squirt didn't name him anything cause the dog wouldn't come to you if you called him anyway. Which leads us to how my Dad named me Lon as I like to lay out in front of the house. I finally firgured out i must be bright that is why my Dad calls me sun!

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the above story bears no resemebalance to persons living or dead, and i have started flogging myself with a cat of nine tails after reading this post a second time

Great clip Cham,

They didnt teach me that kinda stuff when I got my black belt

You still are the MAN Cham!

biceps1

never charge a charging rhino

Cool thread!

My name came from the fact I was raised in a cave. Wait, that's not it.

Here it is: I got my name back when i first started shopping on E-Bay. (you need a handle to buy and sell on there). I had just finished working on the biceps in the gym, so I put down biceps for my name. E-bay wouldn't take it and recommended I add a number so there you go-biceps1, and the rest is history.

For those of you who don't know me I am a competitive bodybuilder finishing 5th in the Mr. Montana, and 2 in the Northwest Natural Bodybuilding championships in 1998. I qualified for the world Naturals that year.

I am also a black belt in shotokan karate and compete in tourneys around the northwest. I have taken many kicks to the head in those tourneys, and that explains a lot doesnt it?!?!?!?

biceps1

there is no problem so big, that brute force and violence can't fix

Here is a couple of pics of me. You can trace all my troubles to the dumbells I was lifting. I must have dropped one of them on my head cause the dumbell has a dent in it now. The other pic is of me (on the far right) and my old clan at our 1st BBQ we held in Phoenix. We were drinking a toast to our clan drinking 15 year old makers mark. Yum Yum! The BBQ was a blast and I will be allowed back in Phoenix in 2 years!

I am glad to see pics of all of you! What a great idea cham! You not only have the brains but the brains as well!

biceps1

"it takes a mighty big woman to flip a 200 lb flapjack"

Thank you fodder for taking the time to do that for us. You are great to kill with on the server my friend.

biceps1

on the 8th day God invented the harley