Messages posted by: biceps1

AAAAAAAAAAAACK! I have been scared witless!

You De Man Eme! Always good to hear from my brother!

biceps1

WARNING: licking postage stamps can become habit forming

Welcome to the Disastrous world! You will find one of everything on this server, from Oklahoma to Boston to Utah to Montana!

The best thing about this server is the ettiquette among the regulars. Hope you enjoy!

biceps1

my biceps are getting so big they need their own zipcode, or something

A cushman scooter, red in color with the optional luggage tote on the back. (that way you can carry your star trek thermos of ovaltine along with your velveta wonder bread sandwhich). If you couldn't pick up hot chicks riding one of those around you must be dead! Nothing says "I've arrived" like tooling your cush around the hood.

biceps1

peewee herman was framed!

I can't believe Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was left off this list! What a violation of all that is Cinema. That movie had it all, Humor, Violence, and the sexiest creatures of all time...... the OOMPA LOOMPAS! Are the the bomb or what, and man can they SING! Woohoo! I think the academy award for that year should have went to the tall oompa loompa, he had to play way shorter than all the other ones, and pulled it off flawlessly!

biceps1

i can walk on water, if it's frozen

Wow! A bombshell Druid. Don't know how to respond to that. One of the major reasons I joined BEL was because of you and Shan, along with Deeds.

bicpes1

politicians are like diapers, they both need to be changed often and for the same reason

nailer wrote:

I say, by godfrie, my pet peives includ taking both ammunitions, leaving none for your mates. But what is worse is when you are waiting for the level to start, standing beside the double damage, when somebody runs up and takes it. Clearly, bad form old bean! Finally, and a clear sign of a weak constitution, is those players. (I use that term loosely) who use nothing but the mine layer. Very poor taste, wouldnt you say wat?

Touche Nailer! My thoughts exactly. I cannot count how many times at the end of a round I will be waiting by double damage only to have some noob run in front and grab it even while the count down for the new round is happening!

Ettiquette is slowly vanishing from the American way of life. Sad to say, but true. That is why I enjoy killing with all the regulars, we have an unwritten code amongst us that makes this server so much more enjoyable! Kudos to all you regulars!

biceps1

one day i am going to upgrade this tandy 64 computer and be dangerous

Remember though, there are worse things than anti-vampire, sword weilding, butt kickers out tonite! That's right, the man with the big biceps.

biceps1

live your life with fewer: I could have, I would have, I should have

Fantastic! You de man Dru!

biceps1

the only man on UT2003 with biceps larger than his IQ

emetakleze wrote:

PYRO, WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T EVER, EVER STOP THE RAR!!!! If you didn't rar the game just wouldn't be the same, and those of us who love it would die a little inside....

Tru Dat my friend Emetakleze! The "RAR" kicks the bootie!

biceps1

three can keep a secret if two are dead

My favorite movie of all time is a love story.........Terminator 2 (God I love that movie). It has everything, Linda Hamilton,guns, Linda Hamilton, cyborgs, Linda Hamilton, shooting, Linda Hamilton, and of course the greatest actor of all time: Ah-node Schitzhisknickers!

What is not to love about that movie!

biceps1

the joy of doing 500lbs squats is: either you do the lift or go to the hospital in a bag

nailer wrote:

But wasnt this thread about dirty deeds and not oat meal? Let
's stay focused. DD you are my favorite non DOF player. But shouldn't this whole post be under "a little about myself" heading?

Thanks nailer, now my feelings are hurt! I think I will go cry in my protien drink!

biceps1

p.s. DD is one of my fav non DOF player also

i count count to 21 now with my shoes off..........if i include my nose

i would still like to see the big biceps mod. you would run around the map lifting dumbells and the more dumbells you lift the bigger your biceps get

then you could crush the monsters!
biceps1

if there is one thing i have learned in life it is: first your pants, then your shoes

Boingo_Babe wrote:

Stronger than steel,
Works by feel,
For one brings room,
For one brings doom.

It has to be biceps1 on the stronger than steel one. These are all fun guys I read this section daily; thank you for taking time to post them.

biceps1

if you look in the mirror and are truly not happy with what you see, smash the mirror!

My favorite car is my 2003 harley softail. Here is a link to see it. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/biceps1_one/album?.dir=344f&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/biceps1_one/my_photos

It has a lot more chrome on it now. Only one like it around these parts (pearl white with the 2003 -100th anniversary wings on the gas tank)

biceps1

big toys for big boys

True Eme, I wasnt one of those. I was so shy in high school, because I was illeterate, but then my senior year I found out my parents were in fact married so I came out of my shell a little.

Pyro, I usually sit at my puter cause it has a mirror about biceps height and I can sit here and look at how big my biceps are while I kill at UT. (just kidding.............................the mirror is about deltoid height so I have to adjust to look at my biceps)

biceps1

on the 8th day God created the barbell curl